this entry also reminds me of weird al yankovic’s song titled “white and nerdy” make sure you catch it on youtube. it makes me laugh everytime. “…i’ll just have an earl grey tea, my rims never spin to the contrary. you’ll find they’re quite stationary, all of my action figures are cherry, stephen hawking’s in my library”
fortunately, i don’t drink earl grey and i don’t have any stephen hawking’s books.
in case you’re not familiar with weird al, you might want to start with “like a surgeon“